KIM (Exercise in rhyme)

Kim, Kim, Kim, no Kim is greater,
Whomever she harries is forced to wait her,
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim the baiter.
Marvels are many, but none
More marvelous than Kim -
That's what keeps her waist so trim.
She that rides the cold North Sea,
Sped by anger, electric mean,
Sharper than spears that kill sea cows,
Stronger than mules for pulling plows -
Tongue-made waves forged this Queen;
What's to come next remains to be seen.
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim the baiter,
The devil himself refused to date her.
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim had a life but it soon ate her.